0:00.0	Good morning, girlies, it's the toast.
0:09.0	It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.
0:14.0	It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know.
0:20.0	We'll start your day off, swirly.
0:22.3	It's the toast.
0:24.2	They sound amazing.
0:26.1	Welcome back to The Toast.
0:27.1	We are so excited to be sitting down with a guest.
0:28.8	You know, we kind of don't really do guests.
0:31.0	But today is very special.
0:32.5	Jackie and I spent all week last week talking about one of our new favorite comedy specials,
0:35.4	Life on Netflix by Andrew
0:38.3	Schultz, and today we are joined by Andrew Schultz. Welcome to the Jones. Thank you guys so much
0:42.6	for having me. This is an honor. It is so crazy to be sitting down with Andrew Schultz, like not.
0:47.6	I like the full name. Does anyone call you Andrew, or is it always Andrew Schultz. It's, I think it's Andrew usually, but I like this Andrew Schultz. He's a firsty last.
0:54.3	You're a firsty last.
0:55.4	You're a firsty lasty.
0:56.4	And I say Andrew Schultz.
0:58.0	Firsty lasty, okay, go, good, good.
0:59.9	You know people who you have to say their full name?
1:01.6	Like a, like a president or something.
1:03.4	Right.
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