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MYSTERY CRATE - Episode Three Hundred - Forty Eight: Protein in Everything

Le Batard & Friends Network

Dan Le Batard

Sports

4.98.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

The crew recaps Tony's field goal injury, Chris is amazed by how TikTok can make even the most mundane things popular, Jess goes on a boat and Jeremy can't think straight after his 24 hour New York trip. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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In market, upholing. Dude, don't do this thing. I already know what you're going to do with the field goals.

0:44.5

Yes. Pathetic. You stink at it. You're going to be like, nobody can do it. No, but it's hard.

0:49.4

And unless you train for it, I'm just going to say there's no version of your father, 70, 60, 50, 40 that could

0:55.3

ever kick a 50-yard field goal, ever. There's no version of Greg Cody that would ever get it when he was in college. Like, I believe how, like there are people that say he got closed. I'm not saying he did it. He did it. But he know he played soccer. That's fine. And the Cody's. But we're doing this just because Tony can't do it.

1:11.1

Tony's not...

1:11.8

Well, and it's just far.

1:12.8

I didn't...

1:13.4

Like, when you look at it, you think... soccer. That's fine. And the Cody's. But we're doing this just because Tony can't do it. Tony's not.

1:11.8

Well, and it's just far. I didn't like when you look at it, you think it's not that far, but it's far. But the reason is because you and Tony can't do it so no one can do it. I don't think that Greg would be able to do it. But then I also, I didn't know that he played soccer when he was a young girl. He was a college athlete. Why would Tony think that he could do? There was a lot about that that I didn't

1:27.9

understand why it was happening at all. Billy, thank you. I have been wondering the same thing. Why did this happen in the first place? I was wondering if I missed something where it was like this is a thread that we're following through on that I missed. But I don't think that was the case. I think it was just he decided he wanted to show people that he could kick field goals. He wanted to do the top five doing field goals. I will say, no, Tony was given the task.

1:48.0

Let's make these more give us like, and I don't want to just use standing giving a list. Make it more interactive.

1:53.6

So this is what Tony gave us. And I applaud his effort. Yeah. No. And the thing was he, he had a

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