MYSTERY CRATE - Episode Three Hundred - Fifty Eight: The Future of Mystery Crate

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Dan Le Batard

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4.8 • 8.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

The crew kicks things off with Chris Cote trying to get out the door to head to Fort Myers for an important family movie screening. From there, they dive into the world of social media and why certain trends have become downright terrible content. They also break down the conclusion of Tim Robinson’s "The Chair Company," debating what it all means. Finally, the crew reflects on what the future may hold for Mystery Crate — new ideas, new energy, and possibly fewer terrible trends. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Think about cheese.
0:02.0	Make your thoughts cheesier.
0:04.2	Now add 100% chicken breast fillet,
0:06.3	Chipotle sauce and Amadea cheese melt.
0:08.3	And it's giving the new cheesy chicken stack at McDonald's.
0:12.0	Did we mention it's cheesy?
0:13.9	Cheese.
0:15.8	Availments at the 4th of Jan, 2026 from 11am.
0:18.1	Price and participation may vary.
0:19.2	Subject's availability.
0:33.3	My heat went out, I think.
0:35.9	It went out down here too, right, Jeremy?
0:54.5	Geez, after five games. All right, this guy's on fire. He's got to go. If you can't tell, Chris Cody has to go very quickly. He started us doing the podcast. What's going on? I actually have. I'm attending a screening tonight, a film screening. Oh, wow. Do you want to fill us in on that? You know, my father-in-law may have written a movie. May have or did?
0:56.0	He did. He did. What's the name of the movie? Marty Supreme. I can't reveal that yet. You can't recall? Marty Supreme, Chris is Day. I definitely know the title. I definitely know the title, but can't review it. Where is this? In Fort Myers. That's why I won't be here on Thursday.
1:09.9	Two hour drive or how long?
1:11.1	About two hours, yep, heading over after this.
1:13.6	That's why I need to get home.
1:14.6	Oh. Where is this? In Fort Myers. That's why I won't be here on Thursday. Two hour drive or how long?
1:11.2	About two hours, yep, heading over after this.
1:13.6	That's why I need to get home. What's up? I-75 action. There it is. Through the Everglades. Alligator rally? She knows. I'm excited. It's Ray Romano's cousin. So, you know, in the business. There's no nepotism here.
1:25.5	Kid coming along or is just you and your life?
1:26.9	My daughter is going.
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