Mysterious Chickens Terrorize California | 3.12.26

Hard Factor

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2026

⏱️ 44 minutes

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0:00.0	What it is!
0:01.0	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
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0:46.3	Episode 1914 of Hard Factor.
0:50.3	It is Thursday, March 12th, 2026.
0:53.3	Thank you for cheating on the news with us, 80-ish percent accuracy guaranteed on this podcast.
0:58.9	Patreon.com slash hard factor if you need more hard factor.
1:02.4	Today, Wes, you're at first.
1:04.7	What do you got?
1:05.8	I got a little follow up on the, remember when I did that silly joke about them banning Arabic on flights.
1:13.1	Of course.
1:14.1	Well, might not be too far in the future based on another flight story that I have for you today.
1:21.2	It went viral on a Southwest plane.
1:23.6	Pretty hilarious.
1:26.5	And then I got a little Iran war update for you guys. Oh, fun. Yeah.
1:33.3	I don't think they're going to ban Arabic on a plane. They would if they could, Mark.
1:41.3	I don't know. I think that's probably,
1:44.8	that would probably be not allowed.
1:47.9	Yeah,
1:48.1	I'm saying they would if they could.
1:49.9	It seems unconstitutional.
1:51.9	Right.
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