4.9 • 23.8K Ratings
🗓️ 1 February 2022
⏱️ 83 minutes
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0:00.0 | Oh, hey, okay, quick heads up. This is an encore episode because I went to visit my parents |
0:04.4 | this weekend, had a lovely time, and I just straight up needed to put up an encore because |
0:08.4 | I'm still working hilariously on the ADHD episode. And you know what? We've done 250 episodes |
0:14.9 | and maybe like five or six on-course. So there's plenty to choose from and ants. Oh, let's |
0:22.2 | do it. I love this one. I love thisologist and everyone has ants, but now you'll know |
0:27.8 | the ants that you have. Also, the most swearing done by anyologist, perhaps ever, but in an |
0:36.6 | educational way. Okay. Oh, hey, it's your grandma's new boyfriend who just wants to show you |
0:42.5 | some magic tricks, alleyward, back with another episode ofologies. So let's choose, |
0:47.4 | day man, let's learn about some ants. They're tiny, they're mighty, they're harmless, sometimes |
0:52.6 | not. And they're more organized than all of the clowns on your slack thread. But you know, |
0:57.8 | what? Maybe you don't want to see thousands of tiny ladies having an all night rave in |
1:03.3 | your cereal pantry. But to quote common parlance, can a bitch live? Let's learn about these |
1:09.0 | little creatures. And more importantly, let's suck some self-help and organizational strategies |
1:14.0 | out of them with a mirror-collegist, which is a word you only know about if you're a |
1:19.4 | mirror-collegist. But first, pre-usual, you know, the drill. I say thank you to people |
1:23.8 | who let me keep the podcast going, all the patrons at patreon.com slash allergies who pay |
1:29.3 | a buck or more a month. And as always, thank you to the folks who say, you know what? This |
1:34.1 | pot is worth mashing the star button on the iTunes app and maybe leaving a review for |
1:39.9 | dad word to creep in the night when she feels loansome and then read aloud to you to prove |
1:45.6 | that I read them. And I picked a brand new fresh one February 1, 2022 people. I went |
1:51.1 | in and I put it in here. I don't slack even when I'm slacking. So thank you, HBXCS, for |
1:57.8 | leaving this review titled The Metric. I frequently compare new podcast to allergies to determine |
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