This is Intergalactic John.

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On the International OK Storytime podcast station.

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My wife used me for a green card and left me for another man.

That's a red flag.

Let's start at the beginning, around 2007.

We were both attending the same university in the U.S.

She was an international student from Thailand, and I was an American.

I was the shy but

smart guy from class that she knew and she was the cute international student. We were in a few

classes over the years but in the months before I graduated and moved to a different state,

we started talking more. We had a few in-person lunch dates before I left. By the way, this comes

from dazzling patience 5088. I Sophia, and I'm Riley. And I'm Keon. And we're here to give good advice, goofily. But we don't have all the answers. We only know what we'd do, so let us know what you would do in the comments. After I moved, we continued to talk. She was set to graduate one year behind me. I flew back for her graduation,

and then a few weeks later, she had a crisis. We decided it was best if I came to pick her up.

So I drove a few states over? What was the crisis? Loaded most of her belongings into my vehicle,

and she moved into my place just like that. We lived in a shared house near downtown Minneapolis

with around seven other people in their early 20s,

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