I sat down on my computer and nearly had a heart attack.

Chrome was front and center and incognito mode.

A crap, thought to myself.

Where I leave open.

I quickly scanned the open tabs and breathed the heavy sigh of relief when I failed to

find any pornography.

My wife understands that I occasionally view adult content.

She claims to be perfectly fine with it.

She claims it is healthy, like going for a walk.

Nevertheless, despite her acceptance, I feel compelled to hide the evidence as much as

possible.

If it's not porn, then what is it?

I saw four tabs and none of them were mine.

My wife was on the computer last.

She must have been aiming to hide her tracks, but forgot to hit the tiny white X in the

upper right hand corner.

Why would you want to browse the web in secret?

She couldn't possibly be up to something, then together for years.

Sure, we had our ups and downs, but we persevered.

Our relationship has been pretty transparent, and as far as I could tell, we were great

at communicating our problems with each other.

For incognito tabs suggested otherwise.

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