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🗓️ 21 September 2025
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | My sister wore a wedding dress to my engagement party, so I found a way to embarrass her. |
| 0:07.0 | My half-sister, Heather and I never really got along. |
| 0:12.0 | We're both 24. My father left my mother for her mother, and we were born the same month, 20 days apart. |
| 0:18.0 | It's always been weird. |
| 0:21.0 | It doesn't help that Heather's mum hates me and my mum. |
| 0:24.0 | By extension, Heather and I didn't have the best relationship. |
| 0:28.0 | She's always tried to one-up me, even though we both have a similar economic background. |
| 0:32.8 | So now my fiancé and I got engaged last month and had our engagement party this Saturday. We'd planned it |
| 0:38.9 | originally as a casual formal event. Nice dresses, but not, I'm going to the Met Gala Ball, nice. |
| 0:46.1 | More like, we're going to go to a good restaurant, nice. So why did I invite my half-sister and |
| 0:51.8 | stepmother? It's one of those weird family situations where not inviting them would have been more |
| 0:57.1 | dramatic. |
| 0:58.1 | You know when you're trying to please everyone. |
| 1:00.1 | Plus, I still wanted a relationship with my father, so not inviting Heather and her |
| 1:04.2 | mum would have made things super difficult and made it so my father would have had to choose. |
| 1:09.8 | Anyway, my cousin hits me up, saying she has to show me |
| 1:12.7 | something. It was a picture of the dress Heather was going to wear. This dress, my God, it can only |
| 1:20.2 | be described as opulent. It was long and white, strapless with sewn in crystals and golden accents. I'm pretty sure it's a wedding |
| 1:29.7 | dress, but I can't be 100% sure. This, of course, made me really mad. So I decided, screw that. |
| 1:37.4 | I started texting people, telling them that there had been a change of plans, and that instead |
| 1:42.2 | of the casual format, I decided to make everything a costume |
| 1:45.3 | party. My mother's side is crazy for Halloween, so they were immediately on board. I told my father |
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