On this episode of Risk React.

And if you spoke none of those languages, you were assigned to either Cincinnati or Nashville. All right. I get the feeling that you wanted to live on the coast. You have to speak German. This is your bilingual certification. I was like, can we work something out? I cannot live in Cincinnati.

Hello, folks.

This is Risk, the show where people tell true stories they never thought they dare to share. I'm Kevin Allison,

and this is another one of our Risk Reacts video episodes, where I listen to a story for the very

first time and give you my instant reactions. Now, if you want to watch this episode, there's a link to

that in the show notes, and of course, all of our

audio episodes going back over 15 years are at risk-dash-show.com or wherever you get your podcast.

So let's get started. A risk fan named Kira Mirren emailed me writing,

I've been loving the new Risk React segment on the podcast.

You mentioned you're open to listener story suggestions.

And I immediately thought of this story.

It's from the Secret Room podcast and told by a guy named CJ. I've probably listened to it at least three

times over the years, and it's never failed to make me laugh. The storytelling is incredibly

charismatic, and the story itself is equal parts hilarious and outrageous. I won't give anything

away, but I think it's going to be up your alley.

So I pass this on to John LaSala,

who produces these episodes,

and he had a listen,

and he said, yeah, Kevin, let's do this one.

So let's do this one.

We'll be right back.

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