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Am I the Jerk?

My Roommates Refuse to LOCK THE DOOR… so I Take EVERYTHING to Teach them a Lesson

Am I the Jerk?

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Society & Culture, Relationships

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2025

⏱️ 21 minutes

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0:00.0

My roommates refuse to lock the door, so I take everything to teach them a lesson.

0:07.0

So this was a few years ago during my freshman year in college.

0:12.0

I'd worked hard in high school to save up enough cash to buy two TVs, a PlayStation 4,

0:18.0

speakers, kitchen utensils and plates, a futon and a few other smaller items.

0:23.6

The college I went to had sweet-style living, where each roommate got his own individual

0:29.6

room.

0:30.6

There were four of us, so we had four rooms, two bathrooms, a small kitchen, and a big main room,

0:35.6

which I call the Great Room. Since I was the first one

0:39.3

who moved in, I got unpacked and settled in, making sure to leave plenty of room for everyone

0:44.6

to unpack and claim space in the bathrooms and other common areas. I set up one TV, the larger

0:51.2

one, in the Great Room with my PlayStation 4, so we could all enjoy it,

0:55.8

and I put all of my utensils and plates in the kitchen so we could use those as well.

1:00.9

I didn't mind sharing my stuff up to this point, since I liked to share, and I put my faith

1:05.8

in others. However, I wouldn't be posting here if this trusting nature of mine hadn't been changed.

1:13.3

On to the story.

1:14.8

One night, a drunk college kid came barging into our room, screaming at the top of his lungs

1:19.9

and waking me up.

1:21.6

I was about to get out of bed until one roommate, the slob of the group, ran out and kicked

1:26.5

this guy into the hallway. Since I left

1:29.0

a lot of expensive items in the great room for us to use, this made me fear that anyone could walk in

1:34.4

and steal my stuff, and that would be the last I'd see of them. So I asked my roommates to just

1:40.1

lock the door if no one else was home, and we agreed on it. This worked for a few days

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