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🗓️ 1 June 2025
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0:00.0 | My roommates refuse to lock the door, so I take everything to teach them a lesson. |
0:07.0 | So this was a few years ago during my freshman year in college. |
0:12.0 | I'd worked hard in high school to save up enough cash to buy two TVs, a PlayStation 4, |
0:18.0 | speakers, kitchen utensils and plates, a futon and a few other smaller items. |
0:23.6 | The college I went to had sweet-style living, where each roommate got his own individual |
0:29.6 | room. |
0:30.6 | There were four of us, so we had four rooms, two bathrooms, a small kitchen, and a big main room, |
0:35.6 | which I call the Great Room. Since I was the first one |
0:39.3 | who moved in, I got unpacked and settled in, making sure to leave plenty of room for everyone |
0:44.6 | to unpack and claim space in the bathrooms and other common areas. I set up one TV, the larger |
0:51.2 | one, in the Great Room with my PlayStation 4, so we could all enjoy it, |
0:55.8 | and I put all of my utensils and plates in the kitchen so we could use those as well. |
1:00.9 | I didn't mind sharing my stuff up to this point, since I liked to share, and I put my faith |
1:05.8 | in others. However, I wouldn't be posting here if this trusting nature of mine hadn't been changed. |
1:13.3 | On to the story. |
1:14.8 | One night, a drunk college kid came barging into our room, screaming at the top of his lungs |
1:19.9 | and waking me up. |
1:21.6 | I was about to get out of bed until one roommate, the slob of the group, ran out and kicked |
1:26.5 | this guy into the hallway. Since I left |
1:29.0 | a lot of expensive items in the great room for us to use, this made me fear that anyone could walk in |
1:34.4 | and steal my stuff, and that would be the last I'd see of them. So I asked my roommates to just |
1:40.1 | lock the door if no one else was home, and we agreed on it. This worked for a few days |
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