John, you're under arrest.

Oh, no.

Don't do it.

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My roommate moved her homeless boyfriend in, so I reported them.

You're going to have to stay homeless unless he can pay.

I, 30s female, have been renting a house with my longtime friend for two months now.

We're both on the lease, but I paid the deposit, the moving costs, and roughly 75% of all living expenses. By the way, this comes from user Eric Sanderson. And if you want

to submit your own stories, go to the R slash OK Storytime. Subreddit. I'm Dakota. I'm Riley. I'm

Carly. And we're here to give you good advice goofily, but we don't have all the answers. We only know what we would do. So if you would do something different, let us know in the comments. And O.P. says, yes, I know this is dumb. My friend doesn't make much money and was in a bad situation. And she couldn't live here without being on the lease. We've lived together for almost

three years and it's been fantastic. I had moved to a new city and she knew lots of people

and helped me establish a social life. I had no problem with the arrangement until now. She recently

and tragically lost her dog. It was like a child to her, and she has been spiraling ever since.

She's wasted all the time, starting fights, and hurling insults. We had basically stopped talking when about a month ago she met some random guy.

I don't know much about him, but what I've seen isn't great.

Two weeks ago, she got a DUI, and this guy bailed her out.

The next day, he came back to our house with her and spent much of the day there.

Then he started coming here every day, taking up the living room and walking around with no shirt on.

I avoided them as much as I could, and we never exchanged words. The guy gives me the creeps. He's large. Maybe six, four on the heavier side. His vibe is just six days ago. He spent

the night here. Then he stayed over the next night and the next night. And the following morning,

I told my roommate that it's not cool to be taking up the house

and having her boyfriend stay over for long stretches.

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