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All right, guys, coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

The subject is, guys, I don't know if you're ready for this.

I'm ready.

The subject is an unattractive man's plea for help.

Yeah, I got you.

Oh, that's all of us.

That's all us. You ain't got to read this. Oh, so Tommy, you to finally get it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm still sexy, nah.

No.

Wait.

Wait.

Well, last day I want y'all to think is I'm joining y'all to the ugly side. I'm not. Boy, we're going to over here. He already here. If you don't bring your ass over to the ugly side, man. I'm not, I'm fighting it. I ain't gonna lie. This man and this letter needs help, okay?

The subject for today's strawberry letter,

an unattractive man's plea for help.

Right now, the nephew's in the building

with today's prank phone call.

What do you have?

My roommate, Benny.

Okay?

My roommate Benny.

Running, cat.

Run, Benny. Hello? My speaker to Devin? Yeah, this he. Okay. Hey, man, this Chris. I live above you. I ain't never met you before, but you, you, have you been calling the leasing office about, uh, complaining on me about I'm making too much noise or what? Yeah, man, my bad, bro. I was trying to catch you, man. I could never catch you at home, man. It's just like, you know, bro, I work at night. I work at night. Yeah, yeah, you know what I work in a day. But I can't sleep at night, bro, because I don't know what's going on in your apartment. You know what I'm saying? I ain't trying to be in your business. I'm not trying to be in your business, player. I just can't get no sleep at night, bro, because I don't know what's going on in your apartment, you know what I'm saying? I ain't trying to be in your business.

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