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🗓️ 15 May 2020
⏱️ 22 minutes
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0:00.0 | Consider this, a nude-a-wed couple gets into an argument one morning. |
0:06.4 | It starts off as a petty squabble about a clogged-up drain, but ends up becoming a guided |
0:10.7 | tour of every single issue that has ever plagued the relationship. |
0:15.2 | Insults are heaved. Parental comparisons are made. |
0:18.7 | Reoccurring themes are established. |
0:21.4 | When all is said and done, the two parties march off to separate sides of the apartment and quietly seethed. |
0:27.0 | Yet the anger doesn't last long. |
0:30.0 | As a lazy Sunday morning turns into a lazy Sunday afternoon, the words used in the bloodletting seem overly sharp. |
0:38.0 | They both feel kind of guilty. |
0:41.0 | She sprawled out on the bed with a book, re-reading the same paragraph for the seventh time. |
0:46.0 | When he peaks into the bedroom, she pretends not to notice him. |
0:50.0 | He is about to apologize, but he's a bit too proud for that. |
0:55.0 | Instead, he offers an olive branch. |
0:58.0 | Are you hungry? |
1:00.0 | She shrug. |
1:02.0 | Kinda. I'm going to Pavles. She shrugs, kinder. |
1:03.0 | I'm going to Pavles, you want something? |
1:06.0 | Chipotle cheeseburger and a soda, she bats her eyelashes. |
1:10.0 | I love you, he blurts out, surprising himself. I love you, he blurts out surprising himself. |
1:14.0 | I love you too, she says, going back to a book. |
1:18.0 | It isn't until he's in the elevator that he realizes he didn't have breakfast. His mouth waters with the thought of |
1:26.5 | Pavlesbystro's Chipotle cheeseburger. The image of his future lunch looms in his mind's |
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