Hey, this is Sam.

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That's a weird thing to do.

So a few months ago, I, female 29, met this girl, Amy, also female 29, through Bumble BFF.

The first time we met was fine at first, but she made a strange comment about recognizing me as her ex's ex.

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I joked that he looked like his mom, partly because his mom always wanted her son's future partner to look like her,

which was something I found kind of weird. But then Amy made a harsher comment saying his current girlfriend

looked like his helper, which I thought was really unnecessary. Still, I brushed it off and

tried to focus on getting to know her. We discovered we both liked horror and thriller movies,

so we planned to go watch sinners together. The movie was fine, but afterwards she started talking

about how hot she is and how her ex, who she broke up with years ago, because their horoscopes

don't match,

shouldn't have moved on because his girlfriend isn't attractive anyway. She also got upset that

her ex had blocked her. Apparently she had booked a restaurant after they broke up and his old

contact info was still tied to it. So the restaurant details got sent to him. I told her to just leave it alone unless he reached out first.

But that night he blocked her and she went on about how it must have been his insecure new

girlfriend who made him do it.

I told her to let it go, but she kept spiraling about it.

Third time we met, we went to a bar she'd been wanting to try.

It was a bit boring, so we headed to another

one and ended up having some deeper conversations after a few drinks. While I was talking about

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