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My mother secretly hired a private investigator to find my fiance's family? Well, sometimes you just need a

private eye to find her family. I family. Oh, I didn't work. It never, it was never going to

So first, the short version of the relationships post. I'm 30 male marrying the love of my life, 27 female.

She hates weddings, receptions, and everything wedding related.

She thinks they are boring, but understands the need for a celebration.

So she's planning a huge blowout party after a simple courthouse wedding.

The party is going to have a lot of guests.

My mom hated that we weren't doing

the traditional wedding and trying to get us to change our minds. We declined. She then tried to get us

to invite some of her friends. I said, no, but made a mistake and mentioned that I was already

inviting a lot of my family when most of my SO's family wasn't invited. Mom decided that these

family members have to come.

They have viewed my wife as a pariah her entire life, and I don't want them anywhere near

her. And that's when you just say, no, sorry, you can't come.

Yeah, it's like if you're not down to celebrate the person, then why would you be there?

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