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So I want to know I'm not nuts. You called the wrong two guys for that one.

My husband is, I think, one of the biggest gaslighters I know.

And so, you know, there was a few years ago, I was like started questioning because he came up,

our 20th anniversary was three years ago.

And he had withdrawn.

We have a joint checking and then it's, and then my checking.

So we, and we see both.

So we see what's going in and out and whatever.

Anyway, and so in the joint checking, most of the money that we get

collectively goes in there. And I started thinking, you know, it doesn't grow. Like it stayed at

$28, $29,000, consistently. And I'm like, okay.

So then on our anniversary three years ago, he pulled four grand.

And I said, hey, what, what did you do?

And he said, oh, I knew you noticed that.

Oh, we have an anniversary coming up.

So our anniversary gets here and he has a key with a a boat float and said brings me to the pier and says here

honey i bought you a boat for your for our anniversary and i'm like oh wow so i assume this is a bass boat

it's it's a 28-foot cabin cruiser at the harbor in a slip.

Are you a boating gal?

Well, he manages a marine store, and he's been involved with boats his whole life.

That's not what I asked.

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