My girlfriend wanted to BREAK up with me… because I can do the splits!-r/BestofRedditorUpdates | Reddit Stories |2327
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00:00 r/BestofRedditorUpdates - (4 Years Later Update) My(m25) girlfriend(f24) wants to break up with me because I can do the splits
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| 0:00.0 | John, you're under arrest. |
| 0:01.4 | Oh, no. |
| 0:02.2 | Don't do it. |
| 0:03.2 | I'm an OGoki story time podcast host. I don't care. I'm making sure that you stay here for the next two minutes. All right, I'll be detained for the two more minutes before we get into this episode. Yeah, we got some ads coming up. So stick around. Think around. This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:25.2 | My girlfriend wanted to break up with me because I can do the splits. |
| 0:27.3 | That's a super cool thing, though. |
| 0:28.4 | Seems like a plus. |
| 0:34.2 | I've male 25, been with my girlfriend, female 24, for the past four years, and we're currently engaged. |
| 0:35.4 | Planning our wedding for hopefully early next year since we figured figured most of 2021, would be used to really get past the latter stages of the pandemic. We rarely ever fight, but she insists I broke her trust over what happened a few days ago. What? By the way, this comes from deleted, and you can submit your own stories on the R slash OK Storytime Subredit. |
| 0:55.1 | I'm Sophia. |
| 0:56.2 | I'm Angie. |
| 0:57.1 | And I'm Riley. |
| 1:03.1 | And O.P says, my girlfriend works full time as a receptionist, but also does yoga very seriously on the side. |
| 1:04.1 | She has a separate Instagram account just for yoga and teaches a few clients at a gym as well. |
| 1:08.7 | I used to do gymnastics growing up before switching to aerial circus at a nearby studio for a few clients at a gym as well. I used to do gymnastics growing up before switching to Ariel Circus at a nearby studio for a few years. |
| 1:15.0 | Sick. |
| 1:15.6 | Ariel is very cool. |
| 1:16.9 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:17.4 | Mostly focusing on Ariel Straps in my early high school years before stopping due to repeated injuries. |
| 1:22.8 | I still try to keep some of the conditioning I learned and apply it when I'm training at the gym today. |
| 1:27.8 | But my problem started when she asked me to help her film something. |
| 1:31.9 | She has a YouTube channel that she's constantly trying to grow, and she asked me to help with |
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