My Girlfriend Stole My Money… so I Ruined Her Life with One Video
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 19 June 2025
⏱️ 25 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | My girlfriend stole my money, so I ruined her life with one video. |
| 0:06.3 | I'm a senior at a large state university. This happened in the first semester of my freshman year. |
| 0:12.9 | I was selected for an honors type program that placed me in a co-ed dorm building with every student in the program. |
| 0:20.4 | As a dumb freshman, I rushed into a relationship |
| 0:23.3 | with a freshman girl who lived right above me. We'll call her Megan. It was convenient for me to date |
| 0:29.9 | someone who lived so close, but everyone else in our building hated Megan because she talked a lot, |
| 0:35.6 | and almost exclusively about herself. She bragged often about |
| 0:39.9 | being a fairly aggressive person, but somehow I overlooked that mile wide red flag. Right after |
| 0:47.3 | Thanksgiving break, at the end of an evening class, I got a call from my mum who noticed |
| 0:52.3 | some unusual activity on my checking account. |
| 0:55.0 | Back then I had no credit card, so this account or debit card was my only access to my savings while I lived on campus. |
| 1:03.0 | I rarely needed to buy anything during the semester, so I was puzzled to find that $104.29 had left my bank account over two weeks, in the form of six |
| 1:14.7 | Grubhub food orders. At this point, I trusted Megan, but I decided to ask her about the money |
| 1:20.4 | right away. She denied any involvement and suggested that I cancel my debit card. After a really |
| 1:26.8 | long phone call to the bank, I did just |
| 1:29.0 | that. Next, I reached out to Grubhub Customer Service on Twitter. Hey, my card was stolen and |
| 1:35.1 | used for food orders on those dates. Can I have the receipts? They sent me the first and last |
| 1:40.3 | receipts, but they had to redact the personal info of the account holder. |
| 1:45.0 | I say redact in quotes because they just used the Snapchat draw tool, and Megan's name |
| 1:51.0 | was still clearly visible on both receipts. |
| 1:53.0 | What's more, the most recent receipt was only two hours old. |
| 1:57.0 | She was probably still eating when I chopped up my debit card. It's worth noting that she and I both had unlimited dining plans, paid for by our respective |
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