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🗓️ 7 July 2021
⏱️ 21 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome back to... |
0:03.1 | ..two pizzas, a good fellow stone-baked pepperoni pizza costing £3.00 at Tesco, |
0:07.6 | and Aldi's which best by Carlos Stone-baked pepperoni pizza costing just £139. |
0:13.5 | So where can you save over 50% on your pizza? |
0:16.5 | Can't stop that... |
0:18.5 | ..times up, you're right, Aldi's the answer. |
0:21.3 | So come on down to Aldi, which cheap is supermarket of the year? |
0:24.8 | Other supermarkets may sell on brand products at different prices |
0:27.3 | for full details see alde.co.uk forward slash what. |
0:32.0 | I'm writing this as a complete and total recount of the events I experienced on |
0:36.6 | Cylium Mountain almost three months ago, so I can have my facts straight if the police |
0:41.5 | decided to listen to me. No, when they decided to listen to me. They have to, because I'm terrified |
0:48.9 | of what will happen if they don't. I know I already lost my friend Ethan, and I'm afraid |
0:55.4 | that whatever that thing was may hurt more people. I've already tried to contact the local authorities, |
1:01.8 | the news, hell, even the local wildlife conservation group to see if they know anything, |
1:07.5 | but I've either been laughed away or thrown out for, quote, wasting their time. |
1:13.8 | So this document is a way for me to gather my thoughts, but also as a warning. |
1:20.1 | At this point, I think I have to be the one to do something about this, and in case I don't |
1:25.8 | make it back and things get worse, I want someone to be proud of the speed. |
1:32.1 | My name is Ned Harris. I have dark hair, brown eyes, missing the tip of my pinky on my right hand, |
1:38.8 | and a small scar on my left cheek. If you are reading this and then later see me casually walk |
1:44.4 | in the streaks of Jericho, West Virginia. It means I failed. Get out while you can, and for the |
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