My Friend is Marrying a Clone of Their Ex... How Do I Stop It?? feat. Nicole Byer
Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
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4.8 • 3.3K Ratings
🗓️ 18 October 2023
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
It's a lucky day because Jordan and Michelle are joined by comedian / Blacktress / esteemed show host / friend / maven of guest room etiquette, the one, the only, Nicole Byer [CUE AIRHORN!!!]. Jordan opens up about his Xbox addiction and subsequent intervention via second-floor window defenestration, Nicole shares her hilarious highlights from a visit to Amsterdam, and Michelle gently encourages a nostalgic listener to seek new, present-day experiences. It's a vibe, y'all!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Candace DeLong, and on my podcast Killer Psychie Daily, I share a quick 10-minute rundown |
| 0:05.9 | every weekday on the motivations and behaviors of the criminal masterminds you hear about in the |
| 0:11.6 | news. Hey, prime members, listen to the Amazon exclusive podcast Killer Psychie Daily in the |
| 0:17.3 | Amazon Music Out, download the app today. Hey, everyone. Hello to you. Welcome to Ed Dalting. |
| 0:24.1 | I'm Jordan Carlos. Welcome. I'm Michelle Butteau. And this is a freaky Friday on a Wednesday |
| 0:29.9 | Tuesday. I had this freaky Friday moment because I called one of my really good friends, |
| 0:52.8 | grown-ass woman. She said hello and she sounded like my mom. And I was like, oh my god, |
| 0:57.3 | this is my freaky Friday moment. Like what if my mom and one of my best friends changed like |
| 1:05.6 | your soul change. And I just was telling her all my secrets. And she's like, uh-huh, my mom's |
| 1:10.8 | like, I finally knew. Wow, that's yeah, yeah, to really know what your mom has to say. Yeah, |
| 1:17.3 | that's scary. Oh, I can't have it. I can't have it. Oh my gosh. You know your mom follows me on |
| 1:22.9 | Instagram. I know. And she follows everyone on Instagram. It's so nice. It's so sweet. |
| 1:28.7 | Is it? I feel so supported. Oh my god. I feel so good. I'm like Marie, thank you so much. |
| 1:33.4 | Thank you for liking my dumb post. And she just makes me feel like special. And I just feel like |
| 1:41.1 | are you lying? Are you lying? It's just so far. What do you mean? Am I lying? It feels special |
| 1:52.0 | when she likes one of my posts. Okay, I feel low-key annoyed when my mom likes my post because I'm |
| 1:56.5 | like, can I have something? Can't I have something? Like even my special, my award-winning special |
| 2:03.2 | hello, thank you so much. Welcome to Utopia available. On the end word, you know, she wants to come |
| 2:07.3 | to my special. I said, okay, but there's gonna be some raunchy ass shit. Right? She's like, I know |
| 2:12.1 | you. I know you. And then of course, you know, she gets the show. I do some foreskin jokes because |
| 2:17.0 | I am for the skin. And she's right there. And we even have a little cutaway to her. And she's |
| 2:21.9 | definitely praying. She's got everything but the rosary and her finger. I can see it. I can see it. |
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