Good morning.

Good morning.

Happy birthday. Thank you. How do you feel? Does it feel like your birthday? It absolutely feels like my birthday. Here's the thing. I think I maybe talked about this, but multiples of five are always lucky for me. And by the way, it's also my mom's birthday. So happy birthday to her. We share that. She always sends me the number sequence 525. I see it everywhere at random times.

And so like fives have just always been a thing. So I feel really good about halfway to 40.

Like I'm glowing today. I woke up and I was like, I'm so fucking looting. Yes.

Welcome to disrespectfully with Katie Maloney and Dana Kathen.

Unapologetically. We're here to do what we want to do. Spilling the tea.

Babe, you're going to see the power of women, like disrespectfully. Yeah. I put my butthole in the sunshine.

I charged up. Charged the thing. Just did a little short spine and Veed it out. Just kidding. But I did stand naked for a moment in front of my windows like this because it was really sunny. And I was just like, I told you earlier, I was laughing about this with my sister. She phacetime me like a good sister this morning. She's happy birthday. She's like, how are you feeling? And I was like, amazing. I truly feel the best I've ever felt. But I was thinking back because I always compare my ages to the seasons of sex in the City. So if you're 32, you're in season one of Sex and the City. So I just

entered my fourth season of Sex and the City. When Carrie turns 35, she is like, I'm 35. And she's like,

I don't have any special man in my life wishing me a happy birthday. And I woke up and I went, I literally could not relate. Carrie, clock in. She can be insufferable, but that's part of her charm and her journey. Yeah. But nothing about today makes me feel that way. Oh. I have a new do. If you're not watching this at home, my hair is now. I'm a brunette, I would describe an Auburny brunette, and I really love it. And I just truly assume this is going to be the best year of my life. I think whoever was doing the marketing for aging, like in your 30s, was really wrong. A hundred percent. Poor marketing job on your fault because it's nothing like you

said it was going to be. It's the fucking best. I'm only in my 30s for a little longer, but I've really enjoyed it. So relish in it. And 40s are going to be just as good if not better. Yeah. One of my friends is 29 and she posts in her story like her close friends like crying and she was like, tell me 30s are going to be better. And I, lo-wled. I was like, babe, my life

began, honestly, like 32 so you're good and yeah I just feel they got me

Leah got me a birthday crown should I put it on yeah let's let's throw that on I would say oh yeah

great it looks great with the hair. Great.

Thanks.

It does look really good with the hair. Should I open the present you got me? Because I also have a surprise for you. Okay. Open up a present. If you can't see this at home, she got really cute. There's a little card. It's not like a... She got disco ball wrapping paper, which I love. I love this card. So much. Cards are really important to me.

I'm a big card gal too.

Whenever I see them at like a shop or something. I always have to grab a stack of them. Amazing. It's dochi. Dochi love. I'm not good at writing cards, but I like cards. I keep every single one of them ever in my life, so I don't care. Oh boy.

They double not it?

You did.

You really didn't want me to get in this.

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