Hello, everyone. Welcome to the first official episode of parked car convos. I'm your host,

Maddie Mitchell, and I'm really excited that you're here. If you're listening to this,

just like really want to extend a big thank you. You know, I was thinking, what should I do

for this first episode, the inaugural episode, if you will. And I wanted to do something

kind of along the vein of get to know me in a way, you know, for those of you who don't know

anything about me or even if you do, you know, there's always more that we can unpack together.

But I didn't want to do it in like a really boring format where I'm like, okay, my favorite color is this.

It is purple, by the way.

But I decided on something a little bit more in depth.

This is something that will immediately make me vulnerable on this podcast.

And I think that that's a really good thing for all of us.

I will be thoroughly

embarrassed, cringing probably profusely. So what I've decided to do is take a trip down memory lane.

And by that I mean, I am going to be going. I have already looked at all of my old Facebook posts

and I'm talking old as in 2011. So straight up 10 years ago,

I was 13 at the time, which I can absolutely say was probably my peak of annoyance as a human

being. So that's really good. And I've screenshoted a bunch of posts and I just kind of wanted to

share, put them on the table so you can just kind of get a glimpse into my past. You know what I'm saying?

I think there is a famous saying that says old Facebook posts or the window to the soul. And so I'm ready to kind of bear my truth and show you guys what, you know, what I was dealing with 10 years ago and I really do want to give a

quick forewarning that if you're triggered at all by pick me girls then you should probably

just exit immediately because I was the biggest one on this offshore I was terrible this is

terrible I hate myself I would like to really make a clear, though, that I have

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