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I discovered that I'm now a father weeks after my girlfriend passed away.

Well, that's depressing.

There's no doubt her son is 100% mine because we had a paternity test just to be sure.

Anyways, I, 27 male, barely found this out weeks ago.

Only reason we broke up is because I had to move back across the country last year to help my family after my dad passed away from the vid.

Oh, you had a hard year.

Didn't want to do the long distance since I was going to stay there working for a bit. By the way, this comes from Throwaway Clueless, and if you want to submit your own stories, go to the R-slash-OK Storytime Suburit. I'm Sophia. I'm Riley. I'm Keon. And we're here to give good advice goofily, but we don't have all the answers. we only know what we'd do, So let us know what you would do in the comments. So you're down to up one right now. This story seems sad. I'm sorry. Wait, did you hear my joke? Yeah. Yeah. It was depressing too. We all heard your joke. He's up one. Down two, up one. A little early for jokes. She never told me anything.

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