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Run That Prank

My Daddy's Boat

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2021

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

The HOA calls to inform a gentleman that some complaints have been filed about his property and the one that sticks out the most is regarding his boat.

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:05.5

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my

0:09.4

strawberry letter for today.

0:10.8

The subject, my sugar daddy, ain't sweet no more.

0:15.0

What?

0:16.4

What happened to it?

0:17.6

We'll get into it.

0:19.1

We'll get into it in just a bit.

0:20.8

I might have to answer all of this by myself. Come on, Shirley. Right now the nephew's in the building with today's prank phone call. What's you got now? My daddy's boat. My daddy's boat. Let that float. Let that float for a minute. Let it float. Let the boat for a minute. You got it?

0:39.3

Calla, you got it? My daddy boat. You got it? I got it. Junior, you got it? My daddy boat. Got it. Shirley? My daddy boat. Ben had it. James and Brown. Let my boat float. I got it.

0:34.3

I got it.

0:35.3

Everybody ready?

0:36.3

All right then, buckle up.

0:37.3

Here we go.

0:38.3

This is my daddy boat.

0:39.3

Let's go, cat down. Let my boat float. My daddy boat. All right. Everybody ready? All right, then buckle up.

0:54.9

Here we go. This is my daddy boat. Let's go, cat down. This is my daddy boat. Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach a Mr. Wilson, please. This is he. Mr. Wilson, how are you today? I'm doing fine. Who is this? My name is Williams. Oh, how might I help you?

0:51.7

Well, listen, we've been getting a few complaints, sir. I'm doing fine. Who's this? My name is Williams. Oh, how am I to help you?

1:11.3

Well, listen, we've been getting a few complaints

1:14.1

about some things on your property here.

1:17.8

All right, well, who are you with?

1:19.9

Actually, I'm with the Homeowners Association.

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