My Dad’s Sneezes/Floating Hair

Story Pirates

Kids & Family, Education, Comedy

4.5 • 16.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2025

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

The Story Pirates celebrate the most popular and definitely well-known holiday of the year, Referee Day! Featuring two new stories: “My Dad’s Sneezes,” a story about a cataclysmic paternal sneeze that causes the entire town to take cover, written by Betty, a 10 year old from the UK, and “Floating Hair,” a story about a phantom hairpiece that tries to undermine one kid’s confidence, written by a 9 year old from New Jersey named Azariah.

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0:00.0	Hey Story Pirates podcast listeners, Lee here.
0:04.2	Today we celebrate the most popular and most well-known holiday of the year.
0:10.2	That's right, I'm talking about Referee Day.
0:14.4	What, you never heard of Referee Day?
0:17.8	Okay, I haven't heard of it either, but it says right here that it's popular and well-known,
0:24.1	so I guess it is. And we have two brand-new stories written by kids, of course.
0:31.3	Grown-ups, did you know that ads only cover a small portion of what it costs to make this show.
0:38.1	It's true.
0:38.7	So if you'd like to help us keep making it,
0:41.2	please consider supporting Story Pirates by becoming a creator club member.
0:46.3	There are so many perks, including the ad-free version of the show,
0:50.1	and premium members get to participate in a quarterly video meetup with Lee and Peter, where we write a brand new story together for the podcast.
0:59.9	But most of all, Creator Club members help us support the cost of the show so we can keep bringing it to you every week.
1:06.6	If you're already a Creator Club member, thank you so, so much. And if you'd like to join,
1:13.3	you can do so by visiting Storypirits.com slash creator club or by subscribing write
1:19.1	in Apple Podcasts for the bonus episodes and ad-free feed. Two brand new stories and an extremely
1:26.1	popular holiday that everyone knows about.
1:28.8	Coming up right after a few words for the grownups.
1:36.3	Ah, a beautiful day to kick back, relax, and soak my feet.
1:44.6	Do you want a buff and a polish today?
1:46.4	Or just a buff?
1:47.8	Just a buff.
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