My Dad Cheated on Mom so I took his HOUSE, his SAVINGS, his FURNITURE and his LIFE
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 10 August 2022
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | My dad cheated on my mom, so I took his house, his savings, his furniture, and ruined his life in the most vicious way possible. |
| 0:09.1 | Here's how it happened. Subscribe to Am I the jerk on YouTube and hit the bell to turn on notifications. |
| 0:14.8 | The background. Growing up, me and my sister had no love towards our father whatsoever. |
| 0:19.8 | I'm not going to bore you with details, but him being a drinker, hurtful and aggressive are a few that come to mind. |
| 0:25.9 | When my sister got accepted into a much better but also further high school than our local school, |
| 0:30.7 | she moved immediately and rarely visited. We were 10 years apart, so I was 4 years old at that time. |
| 0:36.7 | I grew up resenting her for leaving me to deal with this BS all by myself, |
| 0:41.1 | but now I understand and were on good terms. My local factory was so big that it supported my whole town. |
| 0:46.7 | Virtually everyone worked there, so everyone knew each other. My parents too. |
| 0:51.0 | But then it was purchased by the Defense Ministry and they decided to cut off anyone without at least a high school degree. |
| 0:57.1 | My mother was let go, and this was after she had me for 4 months. My father, however, made it until retirement was granted military status. |
| 1:06.2 | Basically, they gave him an honorable rank so his pension would almost double. |
| 1:10.2 | But you'd also have to act accordingly because in terms of speaking, your military personnel now. |
| 1:15.6 | My childhood was an absolute nightmare, so needless to say I turned out to be an absolute mess. |
| 1:20.5 | Anger management and mental instability are notably the worst and I'm still working on them. |
| 1:25.2 | When I turned 18, I enlisted. The two major benefits were, number one, it didn't cost money, and number two, |
| 1:30.8 | I could never come home if I didn't want to. For me, it was a literal highway out of hell. |
| 1:36.6 | Fast forward three years later, I got an honorable discharge. It turned out I had actual mental problems, who would have known. |
| 1:42.6 | I got a boatload of money and even more in the following months when they were able to process my military insurance. |
| 1:48.4 | I came home to find my town incredibly underwhelming and my father hadn't changed a bit. |
| 1:53.4 | Not wanting to spend the rest of my life in this hellhole, I took what I could and moved to this city where my sister was living. |
| 1:58.8 | The last words zero dad said to me was, you'd never make it because apparently being discharged for a mental illness showed that I was a coward. |
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