Oh, what do we have here? How adorable! You think you can just walk up and talk to me after

everything we've been through. Well, I suppose you could, but just don't be afraid of honesty.

I'm the best at it. Well, it's not very hard when I'm around someone like you. Not saying you're

completely hopeless, it's just most of the time you just aren't as good as me. But some part

of me can see that glisten in your eye, that that's why you come to me like a little lost puppy every single time.

You want me to show you what a real, perfect individual is like.

No, I shouldn't call myself perfect. I can do even better. But in comparison to you,

it's no offense, really.

I just happen to be honest with you.

And on that note, I'm sure we could improve you.

Maybe we should dedicate today.

You know, me being too good doesn't make you the worst, no. You're just simple, uh, maybe a little bit.

On the, what's the word I'm looking for?

Needy. Yes, needy.

You see, I've been out here, barely even trying.

And yet you seem to have trouble keeping up with me, even on a basic conversational level. Now, it's not to say you're something like a pet, but sometimes you do give off the puppy vibes.

I'll be honest.

I'm not patronizing you. No, I wouldn't dream of it.

Instead, I'm trying to help you improve upon all those things that you can still improve on.

I've still got things to perfect, whereas you still have to, you know, build a foundation.

It's all a process.

But you're so cute when you look so upset.

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