My Brain Is Off But I Got Nice Toes

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet! This week, Matteo and Emma chat about the ins and outs of steaming your eyeballs, (un) & affordable healthcare, good teeth, drinking problems, and cool kids. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for full videos of the podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Starbeans come to you.
0:03.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.
0:07.0	Inside the closet.
0:11.0	Okay, I'm ready to record.
0:13.0	Three, two, one.
0:17.0	Now, Emma, you did that on purpose.
0:20.0	What?
0:21.0	I thought that was the best.
0:23.0	That was six seconds behind.
0:25.0	There's a delay, because I thought that was the best what we had.
0:28.0	We're talking about us at the beginning of the episode.
0:31.0	We clap because we like to infantilize ourselves.
0:35.0	No, we clap because it's a way to know the recording starts or I don't fucking know, but we do a clap.
0:40.0	It's our little thing, and Mateo thinks the clap is always off.
0:44.0	I think it's always on.
0:47.0	That was the best one we've ever done.
0:49.0	But, um, so right when we locked on Mateo said he had just hung up Christmas holiday decorations already,
0:57.0	and I reacted like Scrooge McDuck.
0:59.0	I'm having a moment.
1:02.0	So I'm like, you know what?
1:04.0	Because here's a thing.
1:05.0	I don't do anything for Thanksgiving generally.
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