My Boyfriend Swears We're Poly, but the Other Girl Isn't... Real? by EclosionK2

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🗓️ 20 July 2025

⏱️ 26 minutes

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What arrangement? It was crazy talk.

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0:00.0	Dexter, we're monogamous.
0:05.0	No, we're not.
0:08.0	The hell do you mean we're not? Since when are we not?
0:11.0	Dexter moved away from the table and grabbed a new beer from the fridge.
0:16.0	Mia, are you messing with me right now?
0:19.0	Me? Messing with you?
0:23.6	You're the one who's texting in front of my face.
0:30.2	This whole thing blew up when I saw him message someone with a heart emoji, and it definitely wasn't his mom.
0:31.9	Dexter's defense was that he was just texting his secondary.
0:36.5	Some girl named Sunny that I was supposed to know about.
0:40.8	Mia, why are you being like this?
0:43.4	Like what?
0:44.8	We've had this arrangement for over two years.
0:48.4	What arrangement? It was crazy talk. I couldn't believe he had the balls to pretend this was normal.
0:57.5	I don't remember ever discussing a secondary person or whatever this is. He drank his beer,
1:06.5	staring with his characteristic half-closed eyes as if I had done something to bore or annoy him.
1:15.1	Do you want me to get the contract?
1:17.4	What contract?
1:19.0	The contract that we wrote together, that you signed.
1:23.7	I was more confused than ever.
1:26.5	Sure, yes. Bring out the contract.
1:33.2	Wordlessly, he went into his room. I could hear him pull out drawers and shuffle through papers.
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