My Big Fat TMZ Proposal

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2021

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Chris shares stories from his family Thanksgiving in Delaware, recounts his TMZ style coverage of his brother's proposal, rants about reading, guesses who or what is on his forehead in a game of headbands and, of course, talks about poop. Thanks to our Sponsors: Bev - Go to DRINKBEV.com/UNHINGED at checkout to claim 20% off Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at https://helixsleep.com/chrisklemens Watch full episodes on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/chris Donate to: Love, Ma: The Susan Eileen Scott Foundation Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:43.9	It's fucking deranged. I have like no talents, but like I have the ability to do that voice
0:50.9	so well. I went back and rewatched that and it was just so not the same. What? A Marcel
1:02.9	the Shell movie?
1:06.9	Oh, that would have hit so hard in like 2012. Oh my god, that would have hit so hard.
1:14.9	Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Unhinged with Chris Clemens, the podcast that is apparently
1:21.9	Marcel the Shell fan club. If you are new, make sure you subscribe to Unhinged wherever
1:28.9	you listen to podcasts. If you want to watch the episodes, you can go to youtube.com slash
1:34.9	Chris and they will be posted there at the same day as well. Make sure you rate and review.
1:39.9	We've been on the charts guys. I've been notified and I've honestly stopped looking. It's been
1:44.9	pretty sad. But we're back, bitch. I don't have no idea why. If you're not watching,
1:51.9	Buggers with me, my dog, and she just had a leak out of her butthole, which I can't get into
1:56.9	mostly because I'm still smelling it. But she, we had the vet before this. And now how
2:02.9	many times have I said that sentence? I was at the vet before recording this. I feel like
2:06.9	every other episode, I'm literally like, so I just came from the vet. But I just came from
2:12.9	the vet. She was getting her vaccine. It's so funny. Even a dog will get vaccine instead of some
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