My Auntie's Bike
Run That Prank
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 30 December 2021
⏱️ 9 minutes
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Fool #1 accuses a man of stealing his aunties bike. Be careful who you point your fingers at!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:05.5 | Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after it's my strawberry letter for today. |
| 0:11.1 | The subject is, I need more than hugging and hunching, okay? |
| 0:15.5 | Oh, that's right. |
| 0:16.6 | Right now. |
| 0:17.1 | Munchin got the leaves. |
| 0:18.7 | Not about you guys. |
| 0:20.4 | Back in the day. Nothing worse than hunting. Remember this, Tommy? Oochatch. Hunting is like grinding, right? You're so mad. Yeah. That's what it is, Shirley. All right. All right. But right now, the nephew in the building, prank phone calling us. What you got for is today, Neff. My ain't his bike. Let's get it, cat. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Vaughn. This Vaughn. Hey, man, this K-dub, man. Listen, do you know somebody to live on . Yeah, my mama, my mama stay on the . Hey, what was this? Hey, this K-dub, man, my auntie, Miss Tensley, she live on L'I. Now, my auntie said you came over here and stole a bicycle and some other stuff out of her garage. Okay, hold up. Well, first of all, who is you, man? I stole a bike at somebody's garage. Who is this? is Kay? I don't know no Kay Dub. This is Kay Dub, man. My auntie, Ms. Tensley, lived down the street from your mama. And my auntie just got you telling me, you the one came away and took a bike and a toolbox of somebody at the garage. Man, first of all, I don't even know no damn Miss Tensley. And second of all, I don't steal. |
| 1:29.1 | Your auntie, Ms. Tinsley, say I stole somebody out of the garage. |
| 1:32.4 | Put it on the phone, man. |
| 1:34.0 | Put your auntie on the phone. |
| 1:35.2 | I ain't stole nothing from nowhere. |
| 1:36.4 | I ain't got to see it. |
| 1:37.2 | She can't talk. |
| 1:37.9 | My auntie can't talk to you. |
| 1:39.3 | Why, she signed language you and said, I stole the bike. Hold on. Wait a minute. How do you get my number? Hold on. How you get my number? She signed language with me not. Hold on. What the . Okay. She said quit all that damn line. You know damn well you're the one that stole the bike. Hey, man, hold on the . So your auntie is cussing me out through you in sign language. That's the . . . . . you're telling me that I stole the damn bike. Say, man, first of all, how the hell you even get my number, man? I got your number from the people that live down the street that say that I asked him for Ms. Ain't your mama, Ms. B. B. Yeah, my mama. Okay, okay. Look, man, the people down the street up and then they knew your number. I told them I needed to talk to you soon as my auntie told me that you was the one that stole the bike out the garage. Now, look, I ain't trying have my proud of the... I just need you to bring the bike. Can you... Hey, can you... Hey, can you sign language back to your ain't it? Yeah, I can sign language back to her. Tell her that I said I ain't stole no bike. How about that? Tell you an aunt that I ain't stole no damn bike. I'm telling her right now, I'm trying to tell her right now. Wait a minute. Okay, hold on. |
| 2:34.3 | She's saying something. She said your black is lied, and you know damn well you got their bikes. Man, you, you, you, you, your, your, that street ain't, that street with nobody on this street except for my mama. |
| 3:08.4 | I'm a grown man. What the fuck? I got to steal a bike for. No, deaf. She must be dumb, too. She's deaf and dumb. She's like, I stole something. I mean, I don't even know y'all. What the fuck are you? My auntie ain't deaf and dumb, dude, okay? My auntie don't never lie. and if Ms. Tensley say that |
| 3:05.4 | that somebody took some, that dog, she's telling the truth. |
| 3:08.7 | My ain't he don't never lie. And if Ms. Tensley say that somebody took some, |
| 3:26.1 | that dog, she's telling the truth. My auntie don't be lying. And just to be lying, why she just going to lie on you? Why she going to pick you out? Man, you know what I don't know what the shit going on? But I ain't got no reason to steal no bike. Now I'm a gritty. I got a car that ain't paid for a |
| 3:21.3 | I got I'm a grown man |
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