My Alcoholic Mom Made Me Cook And Eat Cockroaches
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2022
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.016 Brandon’s Mom 3:50.270 There Was No Friday Show / Tim’s Death Bed 4:59.183 Flexi-Disc Audio Erotica From The 70’s And 80’s 7:21.728 The Strange “True Life” Tales Of “Share My Story” 11:02.217 Alcoholic Mom Made Me Eat Cockroaches 14:04.323 Teenager Still Latching On To Mommy’s Nip 16:02.417 US Trucker […]
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| 0:00.0 | Freaks it's Saturday March 19th |
| 0:02.8 | 2022 coming up on the program today feasting on bold pork penis |
| 0:07.4 | plus my alcoholic mom made us eat cockroaches |
| 0:11.1 | getting pickle-fucked in some dude's driveway, and the newest |
| 0:14.7 | Tik-Tock challenge that will probably end in tragedy. All this for sure |
| 0:18.4 | voicemails today! |
| 0:25.0 | Who flooded the fucking bathroom? Brendan's mom is blowing out her loss. |
| 0:31.0 | Brendan's mom is blowing out her lungs. Brandon's mom is blowing out her lungs. |
| 0:35.0 | Brandon's mom is blowing out her lungs. |
| 0:39.0 | Brandon's mom is blowing out her lungs. Brandon's mom is blowing out her lungs. |
| 0:44.0 | Brandon and I always hung out after school. |
| 0:49.0 | After school, after school. |
| 0:52.0 | We always ran around by the pup, pup, pup, the pool, |
| 0:57.0 | around by the pool. |
| 1:00.0 | Then your mom would take out her baseball bats |
| 1:05.0 | Baseball bats |
| 1:08.0 | screaming you better slow down you fucking brats and then she beat your crying face right in front of me |
| 1:20.1 | someday your mom will go out on a killing spree. |
| 1:24.0 | Brendan's mom is blowing out her lungs. |
| 1:28.0 | She's all dressed up screaming at her son. |
| 1:32.0 | Brendan, can't you see she will kill your family I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with |
| 1:39.9 | Brendan's mom |
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