Simon Miller here from what culture. I'm gone already.

With the...

You have a giggle?

No, no, never.

Are you having a laugh, mate?

That's good.

That was really, really good.

Oh, you're having a laugh, mate?

Hello, Goughnut. You're having a giggle at all expense?

Well, well, well, I see a cheeky bird over there in the corner of me, aye? Oh, yeah. You want to know why? He's why. That's my thing.

That's my gimmick, yeah, it's my gimmick, yeah.

Can I just, can I give you a teeny, just, can I give you a teeny, just, a teeny bit of, like, not critique, constructive criticism?

No.

Oh, right, no, you're right.

What would you like to talk about? about a constructive criticism of you. How about some hair follicles on that bald-ass head?

Yeah, why don't you put some of these hairs from your shoulders to your head?

You got plenty to spare. I'm not really. What were you going to say? Because now I'm curious.

Well, no, I was going to say, I liked your accents, but you sounded a bit more like pirates.

Well, isn't that what all British people are? That's when Britain peaked. You sailed the 70s and colonized the entire world, pirating our resources and stealing our land.

Shout out to Damo.

He's really excited that we've said this.

That's right.

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