Are you ready?

Jamie Markley, David Van Camp, and Scott Robbins.

We just become best friends.

Yep.

Making sense of it all.

Now I get it.

And having some fun.

Lighten of Francis.

This is the Markley, Van Camp, and Robbins show.

Van, it's this Friday. Yes, indeed, all over the place.

Welcome in.

This is the Markley Van Camp and Robbins show.

Hi there.

I'm Scott Robbins.

That's Jamie Markley.

Hello.

There's David Van Camp.

Now, usually Jamie Markley is in this role.

Jamie Markley introses the show.

I quit.

And does the first things. And today's his last day on Earth, actually. Oh, it's not. He's about to croak. No, you're sick, though. You're very sick today. And I feel bad for you. The voice was losing throughout the week, and it's almost gone. So I appreciate you taking the show. Well, no problem. I'll do my best. It's all I can do, David. David will critique me after the show's over. You suck! All right. That's what I always say, yeah. Exactly, yeah. I thought I did fantastic. Jamie did pretty well. You suck. That's right. That's me. That's what I do. I'm going to drive by my house and call me names. All right. Let's get to this Brian Cole's story, Jake Tapper. Brian Cole, of course, the pipe bomber, we found out, right? Yeah, suspected, they say. And all of a sudden he was identified as something he wasn't. Is that correct?

He's a black man.

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