Hi. Well, I'm also having a really colorful morning. How's your morning going?

Good. Why is it colorful? Oh, it's bad.

Why?

I don't want to be crass, but if it was a color, it would be red.

My period was late. and then I got up at 3 in the morning and you know when you're like,

you're like, wait, did it just happen and nothing happened? So I was like, okay, this is fine. Then I woke up at 7 and it had

happened and it had happened in a big way and obviously I'm not worried like if it was late it would be a miraculous conception and I don't think I'll be at the chosen one you as that vessel as someone who eat so much talk about I don't think

though that I would be picked so then Kotti was staying over so I had to like

get her up and like you know wash my sheets and rinse and do the whole thing

then I was trimming

Laslows claws because her sitters coming to get her in a few hours for our trip and I

accidentally cut below the quick on one of her nails and I only did that one time my whole life with

Leo and it was so traumatizing and obviously I feel horrible and she yelped and it wasn't I think

it was just below so it wasn't like the worst thing ever but then I obviously had to

cry and just be really upset because there's nothing you can do and now she's gonna

associate that with me hurting her I think she'll forgive you, that's what Khatya said and I'm like now she's going to go to her sitter that she really likes and think that's a nice fun lady.

And now she's going to come home to me and... No, I don't think that's how it works. Well, I'm leaving something out.

Also, when I went to get tampons earlier in the dark,

she's dark so I didn't see her and she was in front of the house.

Did you squish her?

I opened it really quickly and she went flying across the bathroom.

Okay. And then I apologize to her obviously feeling bad and then please don't call

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