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🗓️ 14 May 2025
⏱️ 48 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey guys, I've seen a few comments wondering why there are still ads, even with Spotify Premium. |
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0:42.6 | That's patreon.com slash DR. No Sleep. Now time for the story. |
0:48.8 | Talk to nice sleep. I ain't a goddamn space tourist. I never saw the point in paying good money just to be trapped in a steel tube with a bunch of strangers, |
0:58.0 | while the stars move slowly by on the observation displays. |
1:02.0 | So, why am I here? |
1:04.0 | In this miserable little hotel in the heavens? |
1:07.0 | That's a long story. |
1:09.0 | And my role in it isn't exactly something to be proud of. |
1:13.6 | I'm awoken by a plastic finger jabbing at my side. |
1:18.6 | Groaning, I open one eye and see the artificially smiling face of a robotic crew member, |
1:24.6 | staring at me from three inches away. The hell is this? |
1:30.3 | Sleeping. |
1:31.3 | The eyes and the mechanical face glow blue. |
1:34.3 | And when the voice of the ship issues from its mouth speaker, it stutters. |
1:39.3 | The electronics within the cheap, plastic bot are outdated and rusty, like the spaceship itself. |
1:46.6 | Good good morning. All passengers must rip-p-pourt to stargaze p-plaza immediately. |
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