Let me pull it in, let me pull it in.

Stoom, shoot, ta-a-a-a!

Welcome to the ninth episode of Love It or Leave It Back in the Closet.

Where am I, you asked yourself?

You are in a place that exists somewhere between the real and the imagined, a spaceful physical

and metaphorical.

Pushing past secrets fedoras, mah eating sweaters and that sport jacket you've been saving

for just the perfect occasion.

You see the light beneath the door up ahead.

Will you trade the madness of daylight for the security of this dark chamber?

Only time will tell that you are in fact, back in the closet.

That Twilight Zone-inspired intro song is by Spencer Thune.

We want to use a new one each week.

They've been so awesome.

I'm so amazed by what everyone's been making.

If you want to send us one, you can send it to hayatcricket.com and maybe we'll use yours

and tweet it at me because I'd like to see them too.

Later in the show, we'll be joined by listeners author Michael Lewis, our friend Brittany

Pagnett Cunningham and a surprise special guest.

When I say surprise, I mean it is genuinely a surprise, Travis and Alisa will not tell me

who it is, but they do assure me it's someone I've been asking to have on for a while, so

I'm excited about that.

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