Munch Madness: McDonald's - Round of 64 with Jon Gabrus
Doughboys
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🗓️ 5 March 2020
⏱️ 139 minutes
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Summary
The Fifth Annual Tournament of Chompions begins as Doughboys favorite Jon Gabrus (High & Mighty, ActionBoyz) returns for the first round of Munch Madness: Mac Attack. Tournament commissioner Evan Susser (Fist Fight, Brooklyn Nine-Nine) joins to oversee and officiate as Gabrus and the ‘boys taste and judge 64 McDonald’s menu items.
Sources for this week's intro:
Under the Golden Arches: McDonald’s Logos through The Years
https://www.thedailymeal.com/under-golden-arches-mcdonald-s-logos-through-years?amp
McDonald’s Speedee: Down to just two . . .
https://www.burgerweb.com/mcdonalds-speedee-just-two/
McDonald's: 60 years, billions served
https://www.chicagotribune.com/business/chi-mcdonalds-60-years-20150415-story.html
McDonald's Corporation
https://www.referenceforbusiness.com/businesses/M-Z/McDonald-s-Corporation.html
The tragic real-life story of the McDonald brothers
https://www.mashed.com/147897/the-tragic-real-life-story-of-the-mcdonald-brothers/
The Founder (2017)
http://www.historyvshollywood.com/reelfaces/founder/
How Ray Kroc Became an American Villain
https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2017/01/ray-kroc-mcdonalds-america/514538/
McDonalds Website: Our History
https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/about-us/our-history.html
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:05.4 | Mitch, you know, I used to love eating cereal as a kid watching cartoons on TV, a big |
| 0:12.1 | bowl of cereal. |
| 0:13.1 | What was better than that every Saturday morning? |
| 0:15.0 | Mommy, daddy, I want my cereal. |
| 0:17.3 | Where is my cereal, mommy? |
| 0:19.2 | Daddy, where's my cereal? |
| 0:20.9 | I must watch my cartoons on the telly. |
| 0:23.5 | Let me watch my little cartoons, mommy and daddy. |
| 0:26.0 | And I'd sit right at the foot of their bedwigs with a big bowl of sugary cereal. |
| 0:33.3 | If you poured me a bowl of that stuff now, I'd be outraged. |
| 0:35.9 | Yeah, I'd be like a hummingbird. |
| 0:37.3 | I can't do that. |
| 0:38.3 | You can't eat that stuff anymore. |
| 0:39.3 | I can't eat anymore. |
| 0:40.3 | Look, but I still love watching cartoons. |
| 0:41.8 | Me too. |
| 0:42.8 | And I still love eating cereal. |
| 0:43.8 | And I still love sitting on the end of Mum and Dad's bed. |
| 0:46.7 | And Magic Spoon has replicated your favorite childhood cereals to taste good, but he's serving |
| 0:50.8 | contains zero grams of sugar, 13 to 14 grams of protein, and four to five net grams of |
| 0:55.2 | carbs per serving. |
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