MTV JESSE On The Nelk Boys, Insane Pranks, Canadian Slang, & Creating A Million Dollar Business
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🗓️ 19 September 2023
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Canadian accents, frat culture, growing up as an artist, life hacks & winning at life with MTV JESSE!
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| 0:00.0 | When you can't quite get the angle, take hands-free selfies with the Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 5, |
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| 0:30.6 | We are here at the Boyzcast. This is the special episode. We got MTV Jesse in the building, |
| 0:44.8 | and our producer is not here because as we just told you, he's gotten a almost potentially fatal |
| 0:50.4 | car crash. We don't really sure. We lost. Rest in peace. Yeah, I hope you're good. Potentially |
| 0:55.1 | our IP. That joke's not going to be funny. No, we're not. Also, it's not going to be funny. |
| 0:59.9 | He's editing this in an actress. He's in the full thing. He's watching this. |
| 1:08.8 | Dude, but he zips around in a scooter in New York, and I'll just hand. But most of the time, |
| 1:15.4 | if I'm on, when I drive home on a bike, I mostly almost die. So I probably do it once every |
| 1:21.2 | two weeks, and it's rare and mostly I almost die. And he say, go most people that drive a scooter |
| 1:27.0 | in New York, like eventually have a story about it. No, 60-year-olds ripping around on scooters. |
| 1:31.2 | Yeah, no, that's true. Like, you eventually have something where you either get hit, |
| 1:34.6 | you get close to hitting, you go time to fucking retire that thing. I think it's a real thing. |
| 1:38.5 | Like, if you actually bike every day, the few people I know do it, or like one or two times, |
| 1:43.8 | they've been hit by a car. They don't make it very long. And that makes me just like, not want to. Yeah. |
| 1:47.4 | Oh, yeah. I like almost tore my ACL walking yesterday in the rain. You're getting all |
| 1:52.0 | there. I smoked my knee like last year, because they have these giant steel like on the sidewalk. |
| 1:58.1 | They'll have these like suit like these thick steel things that they like cover pieces of the sidewalk. |
| 2:02.5 | And when they're wet, and it was soaking wet, and I was walking, I stepped on it, and my like one |
| 2:07.4 | leg just like slipped totally out like a lunge. Like a lunge out of a deep lunge, and my right |
| 2:12.0 | knee just smacked it. And like, it's been kind of like fucked ever since. Like, yeah, yeah, |
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