Ladies and gentlemen of the interwebs, you are staring at the globalist three passport carrying

Hoor, the member of the W.E.F. Bilderberg NGO, New World government, Mark J. Connie.

I thought long and hard before starting this show, do I do it in my intro golf voice to make fun?

Or do I do it in a serious voice because I'm actually seething with rage?

I have opted for the latter.

No, sorry, the former.

We will begin with humor because at some point in time, if you do not laugh, all there is to do is cry or scream at the clouds in seething hype rage. Behold.

There have been a few surprises during my first month as Prime Minister.

For example, I hadn't expected to spend so much time dealing with wildlife.

Belugas.

Ostriches.

Premiers,

except for a person company accepted, obviously.

Actually, there is no need for a mass call

because the premiers and I are uniting around projects

that will diversify or trade, unlock billions in new investment, create

hundreds of thousands of high paying careers.

Or as the National Post headline put it, Mark Carney fast tracks the road to serfdom.

I mean, you can't buy that kind of support, even if we do fund it.

It's true, Conrad.

It's true.

It's true.

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