Here's something I've been thinking about today.

If Jimmy Kimmel had a show tonight, if his show had not been indefinitely pulled off the air by ABC,

he would have had plenty of material to work with.

I mean, he might have played this valiant effort by President Trump that's being generous

to pronounce the name of a country.

To think that we settled Aber-Bijan and Albania as an example, it was going on for years.

Close, sort of. It is pronounced Azerbaijan, sir, and I think you meant Armenia, not Albania,

but listen, you're only the

leader of the free world. Good try. If Kimmel had a show tonight, he might also have had some

fun with his back and forth between Trump and a reporter over the UK's ambassador to the US,

having just been fired over his ties to Jeffrey Epstein.

The elephant in the room, Lord Mandelson, he is no longer the ambassador.

Do you have some sympathy with him that he lost his job over historic links to Jeffrey Epstein?

Thank you very much, sir.

I don't know him, actually. I had heard that, and I think maybe the prime minister would be better speaking of that.

You know, a question about my former BFF, the sexual predator Jeffrey Epstein. What could I possibly add there?

Over to you, Prime Minister, who has nothing to do with this, really?

Jimmy Kimball might have had a lot of fun with that one, too.

Or with this incredible display of mathematical wizardry, I guess you could call it.

We're going to be reducing drug costs over the next year, year and a half by not 50 or 60%

by a thousand percent.

Because if you think, a $10 pill, so it'll be raised up from 10 to 20 because it's the world versus us. So the world is a bigger place.

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