4.7 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2015
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Comedian Ms. Pat sits down with the Champs to discuss having her first child at 14, selling crack, and getting shot in the tittie. It's wild, homey.
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0:00.0 | I'll go last hey, hey, it's Neil. We got yo. We got dates. Yeah, Neil's got dates |
0:07.3 | Most guys dates all good. Oh, I got what I got a toggle between our guests man |
0:11.9 | We got all kinds of shit happening over here all right her dates up to if you yeah, I got it |
0:16.0 | I actually brought her dates up. I did it. I'm a young man. I got mad knowledge of the |
0:20.2 | All right, let me go March 27th 28th. I met the Arlington Draft House. That's Neil Brennan March 27th 28 |
0:26.6 | Arlington Draft House. That's it. Come see me. That's all I got |
0:31.8 | Hey, I'm it's Moshe. I'll be in Salt Lake City February the 25th through the 28th at Wiseguys Comedy Club |
0:38.4 | And I'll be on wait wait don't tell me live taping March the 26th in Chicago and all that weekend at the up comedy club in Chicago |
0:45.7 | Illinois and in April I'll be in Seattle at Laf's comedy spot |
0:49.9 | I think is what it's called and then San Antonio, Texas doing the laugh out loud the L.O.L. comedy club the most creative way |
0:55.4 | San Antonio most creatively named club is it oh, I'm sorry bad shit about San Antonio. I mean, I nobody likes San Antonio |
1:02.4 | well |
1:03.5 | But I'm gonna find people who are meant to fight hold on. I don't know. It's just a shitty town |
1:07.7 | I just based on Charles Barkley. That's |
1:11.2 | What he done like bark Lee don't come and our guest this is our guest miss Pat miss Pat the one and only I got her dates |
1:18.8 | Pulled up you got him you want me to do your date? She didn't know how to pull her dates up on her phone like a |
1:23.0 | God damn show for you fucking mind. I beat me and I got and I got kids |
1:27.5 | That was your second excuse Pat has kids so I will be reading her dates |
1:30.9 | She will be at the morongo casino in cabazone, California wherever the fuck that is on the 20th of February |
1:37.3 | 25th February at the Diamond Jococino in Dubuque, Iowa |
1:40.8 | Going to penguins and see the rapids in February and the February the loony been in Tulsa |
1:45.2 | First week in a march in her favorite her home club or one and only |
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