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Run That Prank

Mr. Wiggins

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2021

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Somebody made a huge mistake and cut the wrong yard.

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:05.3

Coming up at the top of the hour, well about four minutes after the hour, I'm going to read today's strawberry letter.

0:11.0

I got a good subject for you today.

0:12.8

20 years later, he still wants M.GP.

0:16.8

We'll explain what that means in the letter.

0:18.5

But right now, the nephew is in the building with the prank phone call.

0:22.2

What you got for us, Neff?

0:24.0

Mr. Wiggins.

0:27.4

Mr. Wiggins.

0:29.9

Gary, T. U.S. Wiggins.

0:32.7

That right there.

0:34.2

That's the prank.

0:35.1

Mr. Quiggins.

0:36.9

Come on, Rennie. Hello? Hello, hi. My name is George B. I'm with Green Lawn Services. We came out and cut your yard yesterday and we're trying to make sure that you liked everything thoroughly. We cut the front, the back. We also did your hedges, put some mulch in the flyer beds, the wheat eating in the whole nine yards. And we also left an invoice on your doorstep when to make sure you got that as well. Y'all, I cut my yard, man. I want to throw it all around, man. Look, dude, but I was trying to figure out who the hell cut it. Sir, yeah, we cut it as of yesterday. You were actually on our schedule, and we did everything thoroughly. I'm actually just calling as a follow-up. How the hell I get on your schedule, is that? Sir, are you Mr. Malone at 50-thous-Zimmerman? Hell no, man. I'm Wiggins for 50-th-th-man. You cut the wrong house. That's a nays dough, man.

1:30.6

So I guess you need to put your invoice on that dough, fine.

1:36.1

Sir, you're not Mr. Malone at 50 Zimmerman?

1:40.6

Say, man, I just told you, I'm 53 of and I'm Mr. Wiggers.

1:41.5

You don't cut the wrong. Y'all need to go to Mr. Longhouse and get your money because you ain't cut the shit.'t cut the wrong yard. Y'all need to go over to a much law house and get your money,

1:45.5

because you ain't cut the shit.

1:42.0

You got the wrong house. No, sir. No, you all coming over here trying to collect no money. Well, sir, hold on just a second here. You're saying we didn't. You don't cut the wrong yard. I ain't on no scheduled. I ain't tell you what I come over here and cut you and you go over there and talk to the

1:43.8

alone get your money

1:45.6

you can't ain't on no schedule. I ain't tell you my fucking come over here and cut and you go over there

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