Mr. Spirit, OUT

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

If you're a spirit trying to talk to Theresa, you better get in line and follow directions! For someone who never gives a clear answer, she sure seems to have some clear requirements for poor old Spirit. Scandoval Once again, Bryan’s Scandoval info is incorrect Bryan’s tiktok algorithm is exposing him! Hot girls taking baths in milk and cereal? Bryan had salmonella for 3 weeks Fleetwood Mac Drugs! Community! Krissy & her test kitchen The brown acid Theresa & Barb continue! It’s a week of Theresa This is just an age old con Calling yourself an empath makes you the worst She’s got requirements for Spirit! Spirit said text me when ur ready xx Get your story straight, Theresa!!!! Everytime Theresa laughs a spirit dies She’s humble! How does she chill? She binges Friends Bryan thinks its weird that she drinks water with a straw LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Sometimes running a business can feel like cycling uphill with square wheels.
0:07.0	But zero online accounting software can help predict the future cash flow of your business.
0:15.0	So you can stay one step ahead. Soon it'll feel more like free-wearing downhill.
0:21.0	On a tandem! What, mate? With a messer on the back.
0:25.0	Oh, that's nice.
0:27.0	Search zero with an X because healthy business is beautiful business.
0:30.0	At John Lewis, we know family moments aren't precious from celebrating their first birthday.
0:39.0	To keeping them entertained this summer.
0:42.0	We've got stylish kids wear and the latest toys and tech to let them get creative.
0:48.0	Plus get free next day click and collect when you spend over £30.
0:53.0	Discover more in store online or on our app.
0:57.0	John Lewis, for all life's moments.
1:00.0	I said to this woman, I'm like, do you have a squirrel problem?
1:03.0	I'm like, what's with the squirrels? And she's like, I used to have a pet squirrel and the squirrel who died.
1:08.0	And I'm like, well, your mother's showing me that she is the squirrel with us.
1:11.0	She goes, yeah, because they're cremated and we have them together.
1:14.0	I mean, who has a pet squirrel?
1:17.0	And who has it on the mantelpiece next to their cremated mother?
1:21.0	Exactly. Now she got a room, make she didn't ask for it.
1:28.0	On this episode of the Commercial Break.
1:31.0	They literally tell us when we can contact her.
1:34.0	In the agreement, this is nine to five Monday through Thursday.
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