Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Suck Bag

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🗓️ 21 January 2026

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Troy is convinced his information was sold, so Skeery calls him as Mr. Michel Oppenheimer.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.6	Guaranteed Human.
0:04.3	This Durand phone tap.
0:06.0	The self-proclaimed king of all phone taps.
0:08.8	Scary is here.
0:10.8	Anyway, what's your phone tap about today?
0:12.4	So Krista emailed us wanting to phone tap her boyfriend, Troy.
0:15.6	He's convinced that an online company sold his information
0:18.3	because he's kind of recent onslaught of telemarketing and
0:21.0	robocalls. So I saw this as the perfect opportunity to call him as a relentless telephone telemarketer,
0:26.5	Mr. Michael Oppen. Oh, he's back. All right, here we go. Hello. Oh, yes, good afternoon. This is Mr.
0:31.7	Michael Oppenheimer with storage space bags. How are you doing today? I'm fine. What's up?
0:36.5	So we have vacuum sealed storage bags for storing everything from bulky seasonal clothes
0:41.8	to that extra comforter.
0:44.3	I don't have time for this, man.
0:45.3	They're just $29.99 for one.
0:47.4	And 30-
0:47.8	I do not have time to take a call right now, all right, man.
0:51.1	Sir, do you have a comforter that takes up too much space?
0:54.1	I just told you I don't have time for this.
0:57.0	All right, man.
0:57.5	These are suckbags.
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