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Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.

The Elvis Duran phone tap.

And we welcome the return of Michael Oppenheimer.

Scary, take it away.

Well, Sammy is the boss of a car dealership,

and he wanted to phone tap his employee, Brian.

He's pretty new there.

So I figured I would get him with Mr. Michael Oppenheimer.

I figure try and sell him some stuff of my own.

The only problem is at the same time, Brian's direct boss gets involved also.

He's also being phone tapped, so he kind of falls right into the pit with Brian.

So Brian and his boss being phone tapped by Sammy.

My God, it seems confusing.

Yeah.

Well, let's listen to it and see what happens.

Here's today's phone tap.

Yeah, W.

Oh, yes.

Good afternoon.

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