Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Halloween Candy

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

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🗓️ 28 October 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer is a pain in the ass, trying to sell Halloween candy!

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:04.3	Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.
0:06.7	The Elvis Duran phone tap.
0:08.6	All right, scary.
0:09.7	Caitlin wrote in and wanted to phone tap her grandfather,
0:12.7	who does not listen to the show and says at home all day
0:14.8	and hates telephone telemarketers.
0:16.6	So I thought I would get in with Mr. Michael Oppenheimer,
0:19.3	the relentless telephone telemarketer.
0:21.2	It was fantastic. Here we go. Today's phone tap.
0:24.6	Hello.
0:25.4	Oh, yes. Good afternoon. This is Mr. Michael Oppenheimer with CandyCounteronlineDirect.com.
0:30.8	How are you doing today, sir?
0:32.7	Who are you?
0:33.6	The Candy Counter Online Direct can supply you with all types of candy for all kinds of occasions.
0:39.1	I don't eat candy at all.
0:42.7	For instance, Halloween is on the way.
0:45.4	I don't have anything to do with Halloween, so I don't have any candy and I don't need any.
0:49.6	But you will have some ghosts and goblins coming to your door as they trick you for treats.
0:55.9	No, I don't think so.
1:01.5	This is Mr. Michael Oppenheim with Candy Counter Online Direct.
1:05.3	Didn't I just speak to you?
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