If you see a new story from Samuel Singer pop up here, then you might suspect that all

is not well in Habitsville.

And you'd be right.

It started with good news.

The stories that I've written for the Habitsville Gazette have actually gained a bit of popularity

around town.

Because of this, I've been invited to speak our local TV station, W-H-V-T-V.

I know what may seem insignificant, being a guest on your own hometown's tiny station

when you already write stuff for the newspaper.

It doesn't look like a big step up.

I'd been through some tough stuff, as you know, out of red.

And I am unabashedly excited about this.

So let me have this one thing.

Although it might be a bit vain, I wanted to look good on the big screen.

So I got myself a new outfit, pants, shirt, jacket, even a new pair of shoes, though I wasn't

sure they'd actually show my feet on the program.

The problem was not everything fit perfectly.

There's a Taylor Shop in Habitsville.

And since I've never been given a reason to go, it was completely uncharted territory

for me.

But this was my big break, and I wasn't going to spare any expense.

So a few days ago, I made my way to fit and trim tailors in downtown Habitsville.

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