Mow Your Lawn Prank Call

Friday Night Cranks

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4.6 • 669 Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2008

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Jared calls up a rich guy as the head of the development center and tells him he has to mow his lawn..The thing is, the man pays the board to do the lawn work for him. Its short but very funny.

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:07.0	Hello, is this Larry?
0:10.0	Yeah, who is this?
0:12.0	Hello, how are you doing to?
0:14.0	Hello.
0:15.0	Hello.
0:16.0	Hi Larry.
0:18.0	Who am I speaking to?
0:19.0	My name is Jim Collinsworth. I'm the president of the board development in Benzlam Village.
0:23.6	Yes, sir.
0:24.6	I just wanted to talk to you for a second because there's obviously a very serious issue.
0:29.6	Go ahead.
0:30.6	Did you get the letter that I sent you in the mail last week?
0:33.6	Did we get a letter in the mail from the association?
0:36.6	What was it about? I did not read it.
0:40.3	It was $50?
0:41.3	Yes, the increase in the...
0:44.3	No, the letter after that, not the increase. The letter after the increase.
0:48.3	No, did we get another letter?
0:50.3	I sent a letter personally to you about your front lawn.
0:53.3	About my front lawn. What about it? No.
0:56.0	It's not up to the development standards, sir. It looks like crap.
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