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And I'm DJ.

And I'm Diggins.

And this is mostly nitpicking, a podcast where every week we pick apart a piece of pop culture by looking exclusively at the details.

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Alright! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-do-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ba-ba-ha. You guys, we got a weird one today. I think so. I wouldn't say this is, like, one of the weird or movies we've ever... I mean, it's a weird movie.

It's a really weird movie.

You don't say.

One of the best movies we've ever... I mean, it's a weird movie. It's a really weird movie. Mm-hmm. You don't say. One of the best movies we've ever done, I think. Absolutely. I hate you, Diggins. Absolutely. But, so we're going to talk about mortal combat colon annihilation. It annihilated our colones, as we all know. Oh, my God, that made me laugh too hard. That was such a stupid joke. It was a really stupid joke. And what was I going to say? So we're going to talk about that. That is the movie of the week, obviously, and I would lead up to the Mortal Kombat movie, which comes out in like a couple days for us. I mean, Friday, the only second.

Yeah, probably already came out for you guys.

I think it's worth pointing out that there are now three Mortal Kombat movies, and two of them are named Mortal Kombat.

I know.

It should have been the Mortal Kombat.

But also, what could you call it, you know?

I mean, that's a good question.

Like, Mortal Kombat, you could have done origins.

I think they wanted to be like, it's not related to the other ones and not even leave a little doubt.

But, yeah.

Because it's like, it really does seem like its own thing, obviously, because none of the cast members are the same.

Not that that stopped this movie.

Except it's a direct sequel.

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